Monday, 21 March 2016

Leaked video: Watch Babu Owino slap around and beat his SONU opponent
Saturday, 27 February 2016

Angry mob of students kill man who stubbed his girlfriend to death.
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| Sharon posing at the University Education complex |
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| Sharon and her boyfriend |
Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Barrett lady exposed by an anonymous source.
The following story is published as submitted.
what kind of a lady is this....u tell me
at first she blends to love u so much...then she happens to hv been called by one of her male friends back at home. ....the lady studies BED sociology and religion at egerton university main campus.she lives in barret....she's a Brown lady.....somehow full of ego n pride which doesn't fit her.....the guy in campus realy loved this lady.....bfo the guy....this lady had slept with most of the guys here in campus...the guy thought amepata Yule mwaminifu.
one day...the lady told the guy that she was to go to Nairobi to visit her brother n so the guy let her go.she came back on a Sunday.
the guy welcomed her.she was so exhausted.the lady started acting awkwardly when the guy went to her room.she became more into her fon than attending to the guy.she was chatting. ......so the guy became curious n started investigating the lady.he went n consulted all her friend bt no fruit was born.....she told the lady that they b friends bcause it was approaching exam period n this would hv led to his failure....when he was almost done with exams...she called the lady to a certain friend of hers n cried in front of her for forgiveness n that they b together once more.the stupid lady agreed not knowing ythe guy did so....they resumed n the lady told him that bfo she yravelss home,she will b going to visit her brother in nairobi.....the guy called her in his room n they spent bt nt the night.the lady once told the guy that she wanted to sleep with her fon next to her ear n the guy just agreed.she slept so deeply n the guy woke up at around 3....quietly picked up her fon n started checking out.....they had been chatting with a certain guy on how they f*****d up free style without a protection unroll the guy anamwaga ndani.......it was a long conversation. .....the guy in campus screenshot the messages n soon disclosing everything plus the ladies picture.
back at home the lady had had a child who was now 3yrs........this is the lady....guys watch out... this is a true story in njoro campus.
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Thursday, 12 November 2015

Sorry ladies, Harriet may not be the Director Sports and Entertainment.

Read also: Maweu And Amisi Defer In Public.
Tuesday, 10 November 2015

SUICIDE? Lake Elementaita residents looses one of its own.
Mtu akitaka kukufufa anafanyaje?
Mtu akikufa anaiskiaje?
Ukitaka ku-defer unafanyaje?
...
read also Maweu And Amisi Defer In Public.
Friday, 16 October 2015

"You are cowards! You don't support your SUEU leaders" an angry student laments
This post pinned from our mail. From one among you.
Concerning the sueu election. we might say we want a leader who will support comrades bt lets look just be realistic. when Ongoma was expelled. I'm told comrades just kept quiet as they watched him going home yet he really struggled to see comrades happy. there is no need to lie each other that we want leaders who will help us yet we can't stand with them when they are made to account for our actions. leaders we will elect will feel afraid to fight for us coz they know we ain't supportive. We should just accept we are cowards n hence we can't fight for our rights. if we were United comrades n daring. Ongoma couldn't have been expelled. .......therefore voting for sueu is only bt useless till the day Egerton will have a new revolution

Mid-Semester break and closure of Registration.
This is to inform teaching staff and students that Mid-Semester break for Semester I of 2015/2016 academic year has been scheduled to start from Saturday 17th October to Tuesday 20th October 2015. Lectures will resume at 8.00 a.m. on Wednesday October 2015.
Students are free to travel out of the university during the the intermission. Those who choose not to travel are allowed to stay but should register with the Dean of Students office to be scheduled for various extra-curricular activities during the intermission.
Students who have not cleared fees should do so during this period. Registration portals will be closed promptly on Friday 23rd October 2015.
Teaching staff are encouraged to complete marking of CATs, assignments and practicals during this academic break.
Friday, 18 September 2015

Drama as professor Munene turns tables during VC interview, Omwamba reports
Friday, 28 August 2015

FULL LIST of EGERTON UNIVERSITY FRESHERS ADMITTED BY KUCCPS TO STUDY VARIOUS PROGRAMMES
Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Meet the food champion who ate all of THIS!
For long till now Luhyas have been on the wrong side of internet trolls. They have been branded food champions something I doubt. But lets leave that. We found you the real champion, he suprised many when he ate eight chapatis, 3 loaves of bread, several bottles of drinking water, two raw cabbages, half kilo of posho, our apples, two bundles of raw nakati and 10 good eggs!!!!
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| going in hard |
Err... what a competition! He walked home with with a Shs10,000 cash prize. Whats your say? Leave a comment below
Monday, 13 July 2015

Babu Owino trolled by university students online after writing a 'CHILDISH' letter to US President Obama.
@NationFMKe @BarackObama if @Babu_Owino is an idiot then the whole student fraternity of @uonbi are since they keep voting him to lead them
— Ron Grant (@ron_grant116) July 13, 2015
Let's wait for catastrophic, calamitous and cataclysmic because US doesn't and WILL NOT negotiate with terrorist.Babu Owino
— Kimasir collin (@KimasirC) July 13, 2015
Science. RT @wakariowa: Babu Owino, is just a younger Moses Kuria
— Mr. Wendo™ (@Edgar_Amutavi) July 13, 2015
Babu owino needs a full frontal lobotomy reversal
— ℳcdoηαld ℳc™ (@kipkosgeiMc) July 13, 2015
It is all mediocrity in Babu owino
— Felix (@1_moseti) July 13, 2015
Spotted : Babu Owino and a UON comrade leaving the US ambassador's office after dropping the request pic.twitter.com/WUt015XMV6
— Whispers (@kevanbett) July 13, 2015
With that kind of letter Babu Owino is simply a disgrace to leadership!
— Samuel Kang'ethe (@njatha) July 13, 2015
More to follow... Babu Owino embarrassing UoN and Kenyans in general smh. Grow tf up mahn
— MUNEHIRO (@MUNEHIRO__) July 13, 2015
I thought uon was the best university in Kenya until babu owino happened
— nicholas kariuki (@muthaara) July 13, 2015
For those who are planning to commit suicide if Obama doesn't go to UON please donate some of your brains to Babu Owino. They might help
— Just Charity (@funTYsticated) July 13, 2015
Babu Owino...you're a shame to this great institution.
No wonder most guys rallied behind #Denno_Nyash.
Stop... http://t.co/KUAkwHVbBf
— Ammon Esese Maala (@AinsleyEarl) July 13, 2015
Welewele @wMachii: With an IQ lower than a banana peel, it's safe to say @Babu_Owino is now ripe for kenyan politics"
— BlaKendrick Lamar (@_BlazeKE) July 13, 2015
Ati on a scale of Moses Kuria to Babu Owino how stupid are you?Lol
— Just Arnold (@Arnoldwangs) July 13, 2015
Babu Owino is misleading other comrades,that wasn't expected from him.
— Abdul Kemboi. (@Tallboy6) July 13, 2015
Communities that send children like Babu Owino to school are left saying,"Tuliuza ng'ombe tukapeleka ng'ombe ingine shule."
— Kanye East (@LordGichohi) July 13, 2015
HAHA RT "@noonquincy: Lool "@Shujaamentality : Babu Owino, Polite reminder.The USA doesnotnegotiatewith Terrorists."
— FARM~YARD BOY (@stivinen) July 13, 2015
Babu owino is example of next generation immaturity and disgrace to university of nairobi
— PetrCechIsAGooner (@mutua49) July 13, 2015
Only one condom could have saved us shame from Babu Owino
— Kevin (@AguvasuKevin) July 13, 2015
Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Video Producer Young WallacePens down a letter: DEAR GROOVE AWARDS:
Sunday, 31 May 2015

LADIES THINK OF THIS
Thursday, 28 May 2015

Tips to make a woman love you more
Wednesday, 27 May 2015
Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Insecurity looms Kenya
You can't imagine you sister calling and saying "Dad! Dad! Am the next, these people are cutting off our heads, wengine wamechinjwa. Good bye.

THE RETURN OF BEVERLYN(BUSTED 3) PART II
The deafening university' ambulance siren pierced through my ears.
I sat in the rear compartment of the ambulance staring Joy's body as the two nurses gave her a precautionery first aid.
The speed and swinging of the ambulance made her body to shake with intense.
Her face still glowed with passion.
I bit my lower lip and swallowed bitterly.
I wondered why Beverlyn had to do such demonic act to a peaceful and kind woman like Joy.
I glanced at the wrist band on her left hand and memories of first day of the semester trickled down my minds. Moulds of tears formed in my eyes. I wished i were the one who had been stubbed instead.
I remember vividly it was on a Monday when i arrived back to Egerton from home.
Joy was already there earlier that day.
Throughout the journey she textd informing me how the two weeks break was long and boring..
She wanted me madily. I had missed her too.
Her words communicated and expressed her in undying love towards me.
She constantly made me to fall in love from time to time,again and again whenever we chatted.
After 8hours of drive, i arrived in school at around 6pm.
Like aperson who knew i had just arrived she called and with a lovly voice she poised,
"Hey swthrt, you mean you are not yet?"
"Here i am babycake,just about to take a taxi to school." i softly answered smiling all along.
"Wow! U mean...ah..u mean you are around? Ooh my boo, i cant wait to see you swthrt,Marish 49." she happily said as she disconected the call.
All i could do was smile and shook my head.
Joy was a real woman who knew how to love and make a man go nuts.
Withing no time, i was infront of her room.
I knocked softly at door and stabilized myself for i knew she would jump over me. Hehe.
The room was silent and no response came from inside.
I pushed the door open and crept inside.
I was welcomed by the sweet aroma of fried rice and chicken.
My mouth was full of saliva and my taste buds were leaky !
Joy had already known rice was my favourite meal.
I shut the door and quickly sunk into my suitcase, i took out a lovly red tedybear, wrapped it in her pink sleeping dress and hid it in her suitcase below the bed.
I then sat back waiting for her to come as i fed on the sweet aroma! Joy was the best cook definately.
After a short moment, the door opened suddenly and behold there she was!
Her head covered in a black stockings, a towel wrapped around her angelic figured body and fell just above her knees.
Her body was dripping wet with water. She was coming from the shower.
"Ooh,oh, oh, sweet intruder in my room," she joked as her lips drew a crazining smile that created the two lovly dimples on her cheecks.
"Look at you, loved one, when did you become a stripper?" i joked as i moved towards her.
With her left hand holding the towel against her body near the armpit she smiled and said,
" Highly corrosive dont touch,"
in one fold, we bursted into laughter!
Soon, Joy was in my arms, she tightly hugged against my body with her wet body.
The smell of her skin made goose bumps to erect all over my body.
"Bebie? Food or your woman first?" she asked softly.
"Ah, ah, i think.." before i could answer she interrupted me,
"Am going to give you choices and plz choose one, hehe,
A.(Your woman)
B. (A)"
I just bursted into laughter as i detached from her.
For sure Joy was a realy fun.
And guess what?
To be continued in part III
Sunday, 24 May 2015

Hilarious! Egerton student writes a Players plot
Nothing is much enjoyable and entertaining than ECL when you are Damn bored. You meet all kinds of people; trollers, bloggers, jokers, attention seekers, reporters, authors. .. and so on.
So today while flipping through the group, I came across this article. Its hilarious depending on your personality. All those Shit that rotate in a relationship. Everybody is a player, maybe but most all of you.
So here is the middle finger boner for you:
Official opening dates for 2015/16 academic year
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe):
Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando):
Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution:
wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS):
Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako.....
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.
SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena
MUME (anampigia Mpango):
dah! mpenzi, huyu fala haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz
Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi):
Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.
MWANAFUNZI: darling tution
inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!
BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya serena iko palepale......
Utawasaidiaje watu Hawa??
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