Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Video Producer Young WallacePens down a letter: DEAR GROOVE AWARDS:
Sunday, 31 May 2015

LADIES THINK OF THIS
Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Insecurity looms Kenya
You can't imagine you sister calling and saying "Dad! Dad! Am the next, these people are cutting off our heads, wengine wamechinjwa. Good bye.

THE RETURN OF BEVERLYN(BUSTED 3) PART II
The deafening university' ambulance siren pierced through my ears.
I sat in the rear compartment of the ambulance staring Joy's body as the two nurses gave her a precautionery first aid.
The speed and swinging of the ambulance made her body to shake with intense.
Her face still glowed with passion.
I bit my lower lip and swallowed bitterly.
I wondered why Beverlyn had to do such demonic act to a peaceful and kind woman like Joy.
I glanced at the wrist band on her left hand and memories of first day of the semester trickled down my minds. Moulds of tears formed in my eyes. I wished i were the one who had been stubbed instead.
I remember vividly it was on a Monday when i arrived back to Egerton from home.
Joy was already there earlier that day.
Throughout the journey she textd informing me how the two weeks break was long and boring..
She wanted me madily. I had missed her too.
Her words communicated and expressed her in undying love towards me.
She constantly made me to fall in love from time to time,again and again whenever we chatted.
After 8hours of drive, i arrived in school at around 6pm.
Like aperson who knew i had just arrived she called and with a lovly voice she poised,
"Hey swthrt, you mean you are not yet?"
"Here i am babycake,just about to take a taxi to school." i softly answered smiling all along.
"Wow! U mean...ah..u mean you are around? Ooh my boo, i cant wait to see you swthrt,Marish 49." she happily said as she disconected the call.
All i could do was smile and shook my head.
Joy was a real woman who knew how to love and make a man go nuts.
Withing no time, i was infront of her room.
I knocked softly at door and stabilized myself for i knew she would jump over me. Hehe.
The room was silent and no response came from inside.
I pushed the door open and crept inside.
I was welcomed by the sweet aroma of fried rice and chicken.
My mouth was full of saliva and my taste buds were leaky !
Joy had already known rice was my favourite meal.
I shut the door and quickly sunk into my suitcase, i took out a lovly red tedybear, wrapped it in her pink sleeping dress and hid it in her suitcase below the bed.
I then sat back waiting for her to come as i fed on the sweet aroma! Joy was the best cook definately.
After a short moment, the door opened suddenly and behold there she was!
Her head covered in a black stockings, a towel wrapped around her angelic figured body and fell just above her knees.
Her body was dripping wet with water. She was coming from the shower.
"Ooh,oh, oh, sweet intruder in my room," she joked as her lips drew a crazining smile that created the two lovly dimples on her cheecks.
"Look at you, loved one, when did you become a stripper?" i joked as i moved towards her.
With her left hand holding the towel against her body near the armpit she smiled and said,
" Highly corrosive dont touch,"
in one fold, we bursted into laughter!
Soon, Joy was in my arms, she tightly hugged against my body with her wet body.
The smell of her skin made goose bumps to erect all over my body.
"Bebie? Food or your woman first?" she asked softly.
"Ah, ah, i think.." before i could answer she interrupted me,
"Am going to give you choices and plz choose one, hehe,
A.(Your woman)
B. (A)"
I just bursted into laughter as i detached from her.
For sure Joy was a realy fun.
And guess what?
To be continued in part III
Sunday, 17 May 2015

Hilarious WhatsApp quotes.
Sunday, 10 May 2015

"LESSONS FOR ENTREPRENEURS"
Monday, 20 April 2015

Hilarious! Egerton students disses SUEU and conveys their grievances to the Administration using "Only in Egerton"

Monday, 2 March 2015

Beware Comrades: YouthDollar.Com is More of a Youth Scammer

I have written about these online scams till my fingers have gotten blistered but I won’t stop spreading the message. I won’t simply watch as you enter into the devil’s lair, get scammed and start shouting to anyone who cares to listen how you cannot make money online.
Back to Youth Dollar and related scams:
All these opportunities that promise to pay you $5-$10 for sharing a link on your Facebook, Twitter and other social network channels are nothing but scams. The ones that I have already written about are Earn4Youth.com and PayFunda.Biz. The last one to join my list of shame is YouthDollar.Com
If you choose to trust the information on their website, YouthDollar is a revolutionary work-at-home opportunity that will pay you thousands of dollars simply for copying and pasting a dubious affiliate link on your Facebook and Instagram wall.
How Do I know that Youth Dollar is a Scam?
- For the past few weeks that I have been monitoring the Youth Dollar scam David Bekham, CaralBoxer and some few other individuals have been paid the same constant amount everyday. This is despite the website claiming that payments are made between the 24th and 30th of every month. How comes David Bekham is being paid everyday?
- I am made to understand that I will be paid via Western Union, cheque or money order. Great! But where will Youth Dollar send these paper payments? I was not asked for my post office or other relevant details that would enable ‘the company’ to process my payments. And there is no place to edit my account to include these details. Right. Lets assume that you will still be paid but only in your imaginary online account. Congratulations on becoming the next internet millionaire and good luck with withdrawing your earnings from YouthDollar.com!
- How can I contact YouthDollar.com in case I have problems with my account? Surprise! You will never get your hands on the contacts details of Youth Dollar, simply because ‘the company’ does not exist. Hint: Every genuine company provides its web visitors with a contact us page.
- The bad grammar on the website is a complete turn off. Have you noticed how Earn4Youth, Monthly Youth, PayFunda and YouthDollar can never seem to get the placement of the dollar symbol right? Have you also noticed how poor the grammar on these websites is? This is a common characteristic of all online scams. The next time someone tries to lure you into one of these scams, tell them to invest in a good English Dictionary with the money they would have used to pay you.
- No advertiser is going to pay $5 or $10 for just visiting their website. Seriously, even Google Adsense, which charges more expensively for advertisements does not pay out this much to bloggers. I will repeat it for the umpteenth time. There is no easy way yo make money online. If you are looking for one, try gambling.
- What do I do if I had already joined Youth Dollar? You need to thoroughly scan your computer for malwares that the website might have planted on your computer. To scan and clean your computer, download this anti-malware software.
What is the Aim of the YouthDollar.com Scam?
I hope we have established beyond any reasonable doubt that YouthDollar.com is a scam. I will now explain to you how these online scams play on you.First of All, scams in the league of YouthDollar are often after your email address. They use the email address to send you other offers of how you have can make money online just by doing some simple tasks. They lure you into more and more scams with a goal of three major things.
- Increase traffic to their websites and earn more from the advertisements displayed
- Lure you into buying ‘products’ that promise you to make an internet millionaire.
- Harvest thousands of emails and sell them to third-party scammers.
Saturday, 28 February 2015

Student charged with rape claims he was re-enacting ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
A first-year student at the University of Illinois in Chicago has been arrested for sexually assaulting a woman in his hostel room. According to The Independent , the 19-year old said he was re-enacting scenes from Fifty Shades of Grey.
Police say Mohammad Hossain told the woman to strip naked and then allegedly hit her several times after tying her to a bed and covering her mouth. The woman asked him to stop but Hossain continued with the assault.
Hossain claims to have got the idea from the sadomasochism-heavy Fifty Shades of Grey film, which has just been released.
The bio-nuclear engineering student has been banned from the UIC campus and charged with one count of aggravated criminal sexual assault.
Source: Capital campus
Thursday, 26 February 2015

WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?
Charity Maina, a third year student at Moi university died, NO, was actually brutally killed yesterday. The poor girl. I have learnt that the late Charity was an orphaned girl who has suffered the double tragedy of losing both parents at delicate age.
Charity was a third yr Moi University student. #RipCharity
Monday, 23 February 2015
Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Do You Have a Valentine Date..? If Not, Paul Kobia Has Big Plans For You
For most unromantic men, in other words Kenyan men, Valentines could not have come at a worse day this year. Most times it falls on a weekday and hence men have the excuse of ‘work’ for not giving their women a special day, but since it comes on a Saturday this year, we’ll have to really get creative.
For those of you with no one to be with on this special day, controversial politician Paul Kobia is looking for you. He has something planned and all you need to do is inbox him.
Here’s what he said on twitter.
Thursday, 22 January 2015
Is Safaricom Using NIS To Track Down and Arrest ‘Bundles Mwitu’ Sellers..?
Cheaper bundles have been available on Facebook for many months now. Some of these cost nearly half the price. The adverts are posted on popular groups such as Soko Kuu and Soko Nyeusi, and they look something like this.
Many have wondered where the sellers get these cheap bundles, but it’s quite simple actually.
They use the old tried and proven business tactic of buying in bulk and selling in small quantities, and exploit Safaricom’s own Sambaza Internet.
For instance Safaricom sells 8GB at Sh3999. The cost per 1GB is therefore Sh500.
From the rates provided in the screenshot above, the sellers offers 1GB at Sh600. That’s a cool Sh100 in profit. The profit margin is much better if the seller for example bought 25GB at Sh11,499. Instead of Sh100 profit per GB, it will be Sh140.
However, for the past few weeks, there have been some extremely cheap bundles on offer. Prices are so low that many people have branded the sellers conmen.
For instance, 1GB is being offered for about Sh250. After sending cash to the seller, he/she sends you a 15 digit code which you then send to 440 and receive your bundles. They expire after a month.
If you’ve ever bought a mobile phone at a Safaricom Shop, this process may sound familiar. The 15 digit code is in real sense a mobile phone’s IMEI number. When you buy a phone from Safaricom, they give you free bundles; either 500mbs or 1GB depending on how expensive the phone is. You send the phone’s IMEI number to 440 and receive your free bundles.
So, where are these ‘Bundles Mwitu’ sellers getting ‘unused’ IMEI numbers? Well, good question.
Perhaps that’s what fuelled the rumour on Social media yesterday that Safaricom has involved the NIS in tracking down their ‘mole’, in the process arresting some sellers. Nothing has been confirmed yet.
We’ll have to wait and see if the ‘promotional codes’ run out.
On the other ‘bundles mwitu’ business, Safaricom has admitted that it is not illegal, but highly discourages the practise as it exposes people to fraudsters. Here’s a statement.
“Safaricom has not licensed any third party providers to resell our data bundles. While we are aware that there are some providers who claim to offer discounted data bundles to their clients, we have not initiated any partnerships of that kind. We would advise that customers either purchase their data bundles directly from us or verify that their vendor is authorized to sell legitimate Safaricom services prior to investing any money in these services.”They have further reduced the number of times a single person can sambaza from 50 to 20 times a month.
Source: Nairobiwire
Thursday, 15 January 2015
College students spend half of waking hours on smartphones
Texting was, by far, the activity students said they spend the most time doing. Although men and women send about the same number of texts, women spend more time reading and writing them. E-mailing from their phones was next, followed by Facebook, browsing the Internet and listening to music.
Baylor researchers surveyed 164 college students on the amount of time they devote to 24 different smartphone activities each day and found that women average more time on social media and on communication in general.
Women dominate Pinterest in particular, and say they use the app 26 minutes a day, compared to men’s one minute. Women also spent three times as long using Instagram, but men spent almost twice as much time playing games.
Other research has shown all this screen time is likely to take a toll on health. A 2013 study from Kent State University showed that students who spent the most time on their cell phones tended to be the least physically active and perform the worst on treadmill exertion tests.
This is in line with older research that predated smartphones and showed people who spent the most time in front of the TV exercised the least.
Source: San Fransisco Gate

Five things you need to do in your second year of college
- Get job experience
- Volunteer
- Get a mentor
- Take advantage of school trips and exchange programmes
- Party
Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Joke Of The Month!
His mother thought quickly and Answered,"It means a Priest."
Next Day Little Johny again asked his Mother, The meaning of "Sh*t"
The mother Quickly answered, "Food"
The Same day Little Johny Saw on Tv someone abusing the other, "F*ck you" so he asked His mother who said it is :"Dressing Up"
**Well Little Johny Contented with all those Answers but The Same day in the Evening Johny's Parents Invited the Priest over for Dinner...
The doorbell rang and Little Johny Rushed to open the door for the priest,, then he Said,,"Goodevening, Son of a B*tch, welcom, (Paused alittle), the Sh*t is Ready on the Table and my Parents are Still F*cking up, in their Bedroom!!"
Tuesday, 13 January 2015
Men who post a lot of selfies have Psycho symptoms – Study
The researchers observed that respondents with narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathy tendencies (the dark triad) were more likely to post more selfies.
“Narcissism and psychopathy predicted the number of selfies…while self-objectification resulted in editing of photos before posting on social media,” says the report.
Friday, 2 January 2015
Best places to work in 2015
Career and jobs website, Glassdoor, has announced its seventh annual Employees Choice Awards. The awards recognize the best companies to work as voted by the employees in the US and UK.
1. Google
Kenya’s Most Beautiful University Campuses
There are campuses and there are beautiful campuses. With the mushrooming universities all over the country, aesthetic may just be the defining factor that will make students choose a particular campus over another. Of course the learning environment contributes to the overall performance of students. Try concentrating on a Math derivation on a building next to a busy road and you will agree with me. Granted, beauty is subjective. No parent says their kid is ugly. So this is my list of what I think is five of the most beautiful campuses in Kenya. You can agree or disagree on the comment section.
1. USIU
2. KU
3. UoN
4. Strathmore
5. CUEA
You can also check World’s most beautiful campuses
5. The Catholic University of Eastern Africa (CUEA)
At number five is CUEA in Langata, Nairobi. The expansive campus has maintained the up market Karen feel with large green spaces doted with trees. In spite of the buildings coming up in the campus, CUEA has tried to keep in harmony with the environment. The new library, which also houses the ultra-modern hall that housed the Jubilee Communication Centre during the elections, is arguably the best University library in the region. Everything is automated including borrowing and returning books. Now that’s digital. Most buildings including lecture halls have natural light minimizing on the use of too much energy for light.

