Hilarious! Egerton student writes a Players plot

Nothing is much enjoyable and entertaining than ECL when you are Damn bored. You meet all kinds of people; trollers,  bloggers,  jokers,  attention seekers,  reporters, authors. .. and so on.

So today while flipping through the group, I came across this article.  Its hilarious depending on your personality.  All those Shit that rotate in a relationship. Everybody is a player, maybe but most all of you.

So here is the middle finger boner for you:

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BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.

SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe):
Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.

MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando):
Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution:
wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.

MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS):
Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako.....

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.

SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena

MUME (anampigia Mpango):
dah! mpenzi, huyu fala haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz

Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi):
Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.

MWANAFUNZI: darling tution
inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!

BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya serena iko palepale......

Utawasaidiaje watu Hawa??

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