HEARTLESS things campus divas do to men! She made him collapse!

I visited my Girlfriend last night, when she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, i checked n saw Bus Fare CALLING......

I wondered who the hell he/she was ...

After that, another call came in n when i checked, it was Saloon CALLING

Hmmm i was a little bit nervous but I remained calm.

Within few minutes, another call came in from a different person, it was, Shopping CALLING....

I SAID TO MY SELF, DOES IT MEAN THIS GIRL IS A CELEB AND I DON'T KNOW?.....

As if that was not enough, another call came in with a stored name as ATM....CALLING

Somethin stroke my mind n i decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine. i dialed the number n what i saw was House Rent CALLING...

I fainted and im yet to wake up since yesterday!