CHARACTERISTICS OF A *NORMAL *COMRADE...

A normal comrade must: Have two girlfriends/boyfriends,two mpango wa kando and one suger mammy/l daddy for security purposes..

Have watched recent movies Followed all world cup matches and listened to all music,,,

Have sat for atleast one supplemantary exams,missed some classes,have a missing mark and beefed with atleast two lecturers

Have fought with a security officer,

Have lost some valuables,a normal comrade must have lost a laptop,tablet,phone or cloths,,,

A normal comrade must have a
belief,either as a christian or a
muslim..am a halfcast in religion..

A normal comrade must drink
something,either water,juice, muratina,wine,or both or all

A normal comrade must have
pirated a room with a friend,whether with the knowledge of the custodian or not..

Are you a normal comrade???