PART TWO!!! Terrorised by Lesbian Teens- high school girls. Hilirious and shocking!

PART TWO:

OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER.....A NIGHT OF SURPRISES...

10.15 pm....

By luck,we found an open clothes shop...And as we moved into it, I hoped that I WAS NOT to be asked to pay for their clothes...because honestly, the little I had wasn't even enough to sustain us past the next 48 hours.

Alas! The girls had cash! Like serious CA$H.

In we went, I helped them around to shop for a pair of pants and trendy tops....and a pair of shoes, too.

Paid.

Time to dress up now...

"Uko na mahali pa Kubadilishia??"
I asked the owner of the store....

"Eeeh pale nyuma...sukuma iyo curtain.."

I asked the girls to go change and they did... And as they changed, Kev and I stood there...strategizing. .And a zillion questions were running through my mind....

Where will they sleep??

How will they sleep??

Actually,HOW and WHERE WILL I SLEEP??

I started worrying about myself now....More than I worried about them...

I could hear them conversing in hushed tones in the changing room...they were taking too long to change...

"Mumemaliza?? Juu nataka kufunga..." the shop owner called out to them...

Out they came...Looking dapper but rather glum.

We walked out...and started the iconic walk to my messed up place.

Along the way, I bought rice and quarter beef...

We got home....met the gate closed and frantically tried getting it open for us. A kind neighbor stumbled up to it, opened it up for us and we strolled in...

Me, Kev...and two HIGH SCHOOL Girls...

After much mental anguish, I opened up my house and ushered them in...

They stepped in and stood there.. pensively... Not sure where to sit or how to sit.

You see, I didn't have a chair and our bed would double up as our esteemed couch too.

"Si mketi..." I told them, stretching my hand towards the immaculately made bed.

Hamida looked at Maya...and led her towards the Bed... My mattress, FORGET about it... It was another story..a long,tired story.

" sooo mtakula rice?" Kev asked...

No answer.

Apparently, Rice wasn't exactly what turns this damsels on...

"Hamtaki Rice...?" I asked them,
exasperated.

"Mtapika?" Maya shot.

"Yup...Ofcourse..." Kev said.

"Poa basi..."

As we embarked on the preparation of a crash meal, Kev played the girls a RnB music...

"Hamna Movie?"

"Iko..." I answered....already tired.

We rummaged through our movie catalogue and stumbled upon an old mushy chick flick.

I played it for them.

For the next 35 minutes or so, the room was engulfed in an eerie silence.

Nobody said a word. Nobody looked at the other...

And as we sat to eat (And God knows this food was NEITHER enough nor tasty) I broached the question.

" So why are You here....?"

"Tulipewa suspe ..." Maya answered in a subdued voice.

"Suspension?? Why? For how long?"

And for close to an hour, Maya and Hamida took me through the intricate details of their school suspension.

And unabashedly, told me that they were LESBIANS and that they had been busted in the act and suspended for a week.

Their school, a popular BIG Girls School in Central Kenya, was notorious for lesbianism.

"so what next? What's on Your minds?" I asked.

After a long silence, Maya explained that they would love me to accompany them to school since I had familiarized myself with the school Principal a month ago...And the Guidance and Counselling teacher too.

"Do Your parents know You are Not in school??"

"No..." Hamida whispered, her head bowed down.

"No??? Your Parents DON'T KNOW YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL?? Are You kidding Me right now?"

There was silence. A long silence.

Only Kev could be heard.. scrambling through his plate of rice...and swallowing hard...totally unconcerned about our conversation.

I agreed that I would accompaby them to school...But they had to tell their parents they were out of school first.

"Nitakol Mathy Kesho.. First thing in the Morning. PROMISE. aki promise..." Maya said, fumbling through her speech.

It was now close to 11.10pm.

"Kevo...ebu kam kidogo..."

I stepped out of the house with Kevin. To have an Emergency talk.

"sa tutadoze aje man?" I asked him matter-of-factly.

"si kwa bed! Ai kwani! Sio bed inaeza toshea wasee wanne ..."

Clearly,Kev was horny as death.

"Fala! Utadoze aje na watu haujui? Plus ni madame!"

"Aaiii si ni maLESI..." Kev concluded.

Malesi is sheng for Lesbians.

After thorough deliberations, I called up my sister again.

She HANG UP. I CALLED Her once more, she HANG UP. I called her TILL she picked!! I wasn't ready to be ignored. Not now!

"Aki plzz skiza...' I started.

And after 10 straight minutes of trying hard to convince her to allow Me to spend at her place...she agreed.

" But ukam peke yako. Usikam na Kevo..."

"Lakini...."

"Hapana. Sitaki kuskia, Kam peke yako!!" She reiterated.

Dammit! To HELL! AM NOT GOING!

"Turudi kwa Hao ..." I told Kev.

We went right in...And met the girls dozing...while seated...holding onto each other.

The movie was still playing....I
picked the remote and PAUSED it.

The Girls woke up....confused.

TIME TO SLEEP. WE MUST SLEEP ANYWAY.

Luckily for us, Our mattress was a creative combination of around 3 other old, skinny slices of mattresses.

I asked the girls to stand up as I untangled the mattresses....I fished out one slice and spread it on the floor for Kevin and I. And took one blanket for ourselves too...

"Sawa...Mtalala hapa...." I told them, carefully spreading out the mangled up bed for them.

The girls jumped into bed and sneaked into the sheets pretty quick...

Not even a goodnight.

I looked at them and wondered.... WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

And after 5-odd minutes, I reached out to the electric switch, and while still holding onto it, I told Kev,

"Ruka kwa bed boss nazima stima .."

"Bed ama floor?". Kev said,jocularly.

We laughed hard.

I switched off the lights and joined Kev on the floor...

We stayed awake for around 30-40 minutes...And a few minutes past Midnight, We started hearing sneaky noises emanating from the bed... You know,those cheeky bedroom noises... Movements from the side of the bed were clear now... And sounds of moving bodies beneath a mass of beddings was clearly audible.

We curled up there...on the floor.. sleepless...listening to the interesting movements from the other corner.....

Its now 12.30am...PAST MIDNIGHT... I am estimating.

Then the girls started giggling and sighing.

I need to SLEEP. I NEED to sleep! Now!!!

But I am getting distracted....

"Ken," I heard Maya call out....

"Loo zenyu zo huwa far sana?!",

She asked, shooting her head through the blanket.

"Ziko nje...na huko side ya Gate..." I shot back, impatiently.

"Unakuwanga na torch??" Maya asked again...

"Nope...But mnaeza tumia phone. Light. ya phone..." I offered.

Maya got up and stabled through the darkness...

"Can I take You??" I asked...

" thanks...tutaenda na Mida ..."

Mida was Hamida.

And within a span of just 2 hours, I was friendzoned.

They got out...ostensibly to go to the loo... In the dark...

20 minutes have passed now...And they are NOT YET back...

"Twende tukawacheki?" Kev asked...

"Poa..."

It was now close to 1am in the morning.... Its totally dark outside...
I wore Maya's shoes and led Kev towards the toilets...

~ Cabu Gah